ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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