this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
What drink are we having for lunch?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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