im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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