but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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