hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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