yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
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He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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