Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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