I'm so fucking centered right now
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
