Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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