I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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