He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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