Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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