I want to stick my p in your. b.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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