please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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