He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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