they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
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