What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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