she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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