He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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