even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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