kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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