i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I think people are normalizing furries
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
