I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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