she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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