we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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