if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I will pee on everything he values.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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