Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I understand Curling. That high.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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