id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
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We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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