There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
There's always time for handjobs
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
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