If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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