At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
