ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I think my fart just growled at me.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Randomize
