i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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