great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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