my phone cant type all the emotion im having
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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