apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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