we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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