feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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