READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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