Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Just invented taco cereal.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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