I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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