just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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