i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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