Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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