I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Less talking, more tequila
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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