these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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