oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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