Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
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Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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