2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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