When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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