I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
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