i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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