my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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